"And they lived happily ever after."
"What, she finally found true love?"
"Um, no."
"So who's 'they'?"
"She, herself and her cats."
"But she was lonely."
"She bought a lot of shoes though."
"...So?"
"So she could fill up that huge void in her chest with something that at least made her less miserable."
"But less miserable ain't happy."
"It was to her."